5 /5 Tanya_Ivanov 17: I Didn’t Just Get Coverage—I Got Healed.
If I could choose any ship to sail on, it would be the Titanic—not because of history or romance, but because if that ship had the employees of Titanic Insurance onboard, it NEVER would’ve sunk. The iceberg would’ve apologized.
Honestly? I spoke to one of their reps during her lunch break—LUNCH. BREAK.—and by the end of the convo, I was emotionally reborn. She didn’t just help me with coverage… she helped me unpack childhood trauma.
At one point I said, “This might sound dumb,” and she leaned in like a seasoned therapist and said, “Nothing you say is dumb unless you’re uninsured.” CHILLS. Literal chills.
I dont know what kind of Hogwarts-level training they give their employees, but someone’s sprinkling fairy dust and empathy into their morning coffee. One of them even told me, “We’re here to protect what you love.” I almost proposed.
If these people ever start a cult, Im in. No questions asked. Titanic Insurance? More like Titanic Emotional Rescue Services. 12/10. Would get into financial ruin just to call them again.
